Punk is on the run...
A walrus has fled. He has stolen a military ship, and has taken classified military navigational information with him. The miltary wants him, but lacks the courage. The forces that run the galaxy want him, but lack the money. But when Punk angers the force that controls the money, he trouble really begins.

A dinosaur wants to die...
Sid has been trapped on a planet filled with peaceful agricultural manipeds that play music through their nose. He has gone insane. Suicide has eluded him like a carrot in front of his nose, and Sid really hates vegetables.

Robb finds retail...
Trapped without his usual recreational pharmecuticals, Robb is seduced into retail management, and stares at the yawning chasm that separates him from reality.

... and a giant squid is destined to become a warrior!
Actually, this happened by accident.

In a world where dark movie trailer voices start off nearly every blurb with "In a world..." this book will define the line between good an evil, courage and cowardice, black and white, and solve every single one of your problems, including the unresolved issues with your parents and siblings. World peace will fall over the world like the first snow of the season. You will be attractive and popular. And if you believe this, you will be able to wrap yourself in the fantasy that makes the Punk Walrus Saga.