Punkie's Web Page After Dark

Sorry about all that rot, you can never be too careful, you know. I call that last trick my "stupidity filter." That little box you got was my *FIRST JAVA THINGEE* I have ever done and put on a public page. Nice, huh? You wouldn't believe the e-mail I get. That little trick screen does screen out some people who send me e-mail proving their immaturity with sentences like "how do U now i am not 18 U pigfuker???"

But why the filter at all? Most people who know me know I am kind of a prude, so what kind of stuff will be here? Stuff I get complaints about, that's who! Not that this page is so naughty, it's just I don't want some kid's mother arguing to me about why she doesn't have the time or desire to manage her own kids on the World Wide Web, and how it's my fault her kids grew up so rude. Sites on here may contain some nudity, some blasphemy and insults, crude material, and even some information that could be used to harm others if it fell into the wrong hands, but I assume my readers are smart enough, and intelligent and wise enough not to do anything stupid. Now that that's out of the way, see some of the dark, macabre, and strange happenings for the weird adult in us who is still corrupting our inner child.

Note: Due to the nature of these sites, pages go up and down more than an elevator in a yo-yo factory, so don't be bummed when the sites go dead without notice

Feminine Beauty

The female figure has always brought interest to the common male. But I don't really care for pornography that is so explicit, so gross, it's beyond erotic, and almost insultingly gynocological. Female beauty, in my mind, comes from within, and personality always rules over physical architecture. So when people ask, "What do you find pretty?" I am biased to short plump girls with freckles and an honest laugh, but I also like these types of women:

Redheads, the original Irish Beauty
Gothic Babes, a dark grace that speaks from my youth
Drew Barrymore, a spunky L.A. Chick
Christina Ricci - a spooky little girl
Jenna Elfman Fan Page
Lesbians Online, only put here because I can't put it elsewhere
Anything that Moves - A tongue-in-cheek Bi mag that a friend of mine works at.
Burning Man - An Artistic Desert event with occassional nude people

Revenge and The Underground

I have never had a desire to build a bomb, or screw up someone's mail or whatever, but knowing how its done will not only protect you, but satisfy that burning curiosity, "How do they do that?"

The Anarchist Cookbook, a classic, but BEWARE, some of the info is WRONG and DANGEROUS! You may go BOOM!
2600 Club, the Original Hacker Force
The Avenger Home Page, who knew Nowegians could be so full of angst?
Spy Gadgets with Groovy Midi Music
More Spy Stuff
Tricks and Treats for the unsuspecting computer user
Trick your PC into thinking it's a Mac, truly an evil site to load

Blood, Guts, Gore, and Violence

It's like you can't look, but you can't look away. Mankind loves a good blood fest, and I have always said, if they brought back the old style Gladiator Games, with lions mauling slaves, orgies, gore fests, battles,and debauchery, the games would be condemned, criticized, labelled as an embarrassment on to human race... and be the number one popular TV Show inthe entire world...

The Squashed Bug Zoo, a must for those who hate bugs, and especially for those who don't
Behead an Angel, for those of you who don't want to wait in line when you arrive in Hell...
South Park on Comedy Central, a show that is truly twisted.
Internet Oddities, for the geek-of-heart
Shoot Barney - And who wouldn't?
Yucky Stuff - snot, boogers, vomit, you name it, it's explained in great detail.
A Collection of Airsickness Bags from around the globe
The Original Poopmoose
Stick Death - Sick Cartoons for a Stick World
Doodie - Power Art for the Millenium

Insults, Blasphemy, and Perversion

God, I love making these titles! :) I have found many places that contain information that is simply rude, and shocking, which is what makes them so great.

ULC Ordination Page - Become a preacher!
Shakespearian Insults, for the deserving purulent guttersnipe
Insulting Waves, for those not-so-Hallmark moments.
Abuse Generator
Bert is Evil! You never suspect the floppy-armed ones...
Rhubarb Tee-shirts are quite possibly the world's most Offensive Tee-shirts.
Offensive UnAmerican Stuff
Not-so Hallmark Moments. Rejected Shoebox Greeting Cards
Demotivational Posters, for when those success posters just aren't prjecting the truth for your company anymore

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