The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
I brazenly stole this from another site, and copied the Javascript code to study it. Then I forgot where the original site was. So credit does not go to me, but to the fact I saved it to my hard drive, and someone else did all the hard work. Enter any text into the first box, click "Translate," and you, too, can make your text look like a 12-year old age/sex-checking freak on AIM!